So we were all seated at MOS Burger stirring the milk into our iced teas, when one of my friends exclaimed,

Friend: “Hey how come all you guys have the bendy straw but mine is straight?”

*beat*

Friend: “It must be cos I’m straight! Hahaha…”

Everyone gives him the “duh” look.

Me: “Well, or it could be that you inserted it the wrong way.”

Friend pulls out straw, embarrassed, and everyone burst into laughter.