Yi Xin forgot this song, so I’m posting it for her.

Brought to mind when trying to picture *ahem* her new present.

Anyway this song is remembered cos somehow God spoke through it to us during one morning devotion back in VJC.

“Why’d it take me so long just to find, the friend that was there all along.”

So we were all seated at MOS Burger stirring the milk into our iced teas, when one of my friends exclaimed,

Friend: “Hey how come all you guys have the bendy straw but mine is straight?”

*beat*

Friend: “It must be cos I’m straight! Hahaha…”

Everyone gives him the “duh” look.

Me: “Well, or it could be that you inserted it the wrong way.”

Friend pulls out straw, embarrassed, and everyone burst into laughter.

Yk didn’t know this song… So i’m posting this for him…

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

Don’t get me wrong… I don’t condone such songs or MTVs…

But he didn’t even know the origins of the “Mai Hiam” song… Which is pretty worrying…

I don’t usually respond to memes but I was kinda bored and this seems thoughtless enough to do.

So here it is:

Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

I miss somebody right now.
I do not watch tv these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I have tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I have changed mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I curse.
I’m totally smart.
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller ID.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don’t hate anyone.
I’m a pretty good dancer.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I’m shy around members of the opposite sex.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I have tried alcohol before.
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friend.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment!
I’m obsessed with guys.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I study for tests most of the time.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I’m proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can’t whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake’s slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I have jazz in my blood.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I wear a toe ring.
I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I’m an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

Ok so I stab Tingle, Qzar, Corrie, Horsey and William the Constabear.

My cousin got married yesterday.

She was so excited/nervous that she forgot her marriage vows. Not that her husband nor anyone cared for that matter.

Anyway on to the more important thing: the reception!

Here’s a glimpse of what we had.

Many many mussels. Mmm.

and…

Chocolate fountain with bowls full of strawberries!

I don’t think I’ve ever had so many strawberries in one sitting before. And they just kept refilling, until I just couldn’t eat any more.

Can you imagine that? Having too much strawberries? Ahh…

This happened last Tues on the way home after cell meeting.

Soph and I stopped by Cheers to get two drinks — Lemon Lime and Bitters and Ginger Beer, which are carbonated drink.

While waiting at the busstop, Sophia burped. Which isn’t something uncommon but what’s funny was cos she has always touted her burps to be nice and melodious. However in reality it sounds really bad.

In my attempt to record more burps from her, the following “podcast” was created.

Shorty after I stopped the recording, Soph let out another big one.

Decided to get Yk into the pet adopting action… So I got two for him… Haha!

Everyone, meet Stanley & Norman… Yk’s Pet Twin Scissors

I didn’t realise it was the day again.

As in I knew it was Halloween, with all the media attention around but somehow I forgot its significance. And Yixin had to remind me.

“Hey you didn’t blog”
“Er… yah… why should I?”
“Cos it’s Halloween”
“And so…?”
“You blog every Halloween!”
“Oh! Oops… heh”

Oh well, things do slip away with time I guess. Anyway, Happy Belated Halloween y’all.